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I try so hard.

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@RustySutton Getting your steps in and seeing late bloomer?

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@WestWingWeekly Is someone in the southeast? :)

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@Nikki_SapEntInc Don’t forget that any time your kid has the sniffles they aren’t allowed to come to daycare (even though they got the sniffles from daycare) so enjoy taking a day off work and paying anyways lol

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@chambrayallday Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains

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@rubycarstairs “Audiobooks aren’t real books” well cool I guess I read 1 book a year then, but somehow I’m constantly full of new stories and information 🙄

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@vomitex @dAbbynormal Masochist likes eating at subway, checks out

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@heyschmade I got the cheapie tozo ones and they are fine and only like 27 bucks https://t.co/gcQzXP8C7L

I don’t do crazy shit with them in but they work for walking/hiking, doing housework, light activities etc. and if I lose them I don’t feel that bad

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@TheSolarFae @ask_aubry And wearing VANS

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@samvanhallgren Ms Marvel was delightful, and I’m excited to watch Iman Vellani in the Marvels. I’d be excited to watch her read the phone book.

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@MajorTheBull Theres a special place in hell for the chapel hill street parking garage on a weekend night when there is a show at Carolina and dpac.

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@DebbiBurton55 @fakedansavage Yeah, I could definitely guess a few obituaries that might make Dan Savage chuckle.

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@ashleyn1cole @cybernetiques Mmlafleur for business casual/professional. Machine washable, wrinkle resistant and a little stretch to the fabric.

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So like if I were to switch to mastodon, it’s only offering me European servers, which cool fine but my German is not what it once was.

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@ashcrowe I do not think a panettone is sus at all, but oh man, salt is a high alert item. :)

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So apparently, @Uber now charges a “reservation fee” for scheduled pickup that is fully 2/3 of the fare cost. So, uh, forget that. I didn’t realize and got stuck paying double.

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@AskAmex You should change that.

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@AskAmex why can’t I (or anyone at amex) move a member offer from one card to another. The only mechanism to add is a single click!

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I’m kind of disgusted by the lie of the “Ivy League dropout” success story