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“a thousand painters ought to be killed yearly” -cezanne

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

me: “i wish i never learned what the proper serving size of cheese was”

mother: “i can’t think of any other rules you think apply to you, why is that one giving you any grief”

[dumb bitch @stupidwhore]

Sitting at home being stupid

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

y’all ever remember a word & it changes your whole life

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

find you a man who says things like

“you’re a literal angel”

“i’m obsessed with you”

“i think it’s sexy that you don’t have a job”

“i’m going to hang two pieces of drywall and then i’m going to go try to catch a shark”

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

@himbojedi misogyny’s dumb little sister

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

shout out to the dudes who have shown me exactly one evening of sweetness and easy intimacy and did not stick around to ruin my life. y’all some real ones

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

[algorithm-defined fantasy girl @firstclassrice]

did jugend magazine have to go this hard I mean goddamn

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

farm to table 2:
2 farm 2 table

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

@carolineharte melatoni is the sleepy pasta

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

@melifonos get a dog ♥️

[extra bit @asciibutt]

@gluckpilled happy international passenger princess day

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

guess how many times they changed my oil

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

sorry in advance to my next boyfriend but he is not putting a single mile on my goddamn car. we drive anywhere together, i’m riding shotgun, in his vehicle. i don’t care if it’s a geo metro. i’m tired of driving these feckless morons around

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

1 unreliable beater jeep
1 no car
1 no license
1 broke down **and sat in my driveway for a month***
1 bad transmission
1 truck too damn big to park anywhere
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10+ years of my life hauling man freight. fuck y’all

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

cutting the sleeves off my t-shirts counts as decluttering

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

it remains mysterious to me as well, why i have such vast reserves of tolerance for my own suffering. really don’t think it has anything to do with my father

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

today my therapist said i just did not seem like someone who would tolerate the bs that i have been, and that she was “baffled”

[🪜 @gluckpilled]

J.D. Vance

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Enough with White Lotus, The Menu, Triangle of Sadness, Parasite. Who is brave enough to do a biting social satire of poor people

[Alanna Coca @AlannaCoca]

@solomonmissouri Try Mystic Monk, it's coffee roasted by actual monks in the mountains of Wyoming. They make tea too, and it's delish
https://t.co/J3zBNxm3B8