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true names and beans excitement.

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@GaryS_Yorks If we're gonna be bad we may as well look like fizzy sweets. I got that shirt for Christmas and I love it 😁

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*checks up*
297 monthly listens. Yeah that's the niche content. Great posting.

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I am "wondering why people are apparently going online to abuse a Snuff side project band" years old

[Howl @HowlTweeter]

who plunged themselves under meat trucks looking for an egg,

[Howl @HowlTweeter]

mercy the eternal war is here O victory forget your underwear we're free

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@postmenon @ka_bradley Genuinely the village I grew up in has a pond called this and a smaller one called (believe) the little hole.

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@postmenon Piss standards quite high. This is no 'slab o tennants' warm house lagers.

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@postmenon Legit gonna go the same way. Red mist striding onto a zebra demanding extreme braking. It's my most charming trait tbh.

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@ChloeCumming These are fantastic and I agree with the statements.

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@tmsnge It's a culturally significant image

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Stood at the front door smoking a rollie in me dressing gown and scratching me arse like the absolute worst tennis poster of all time

[Dogs doing things @dogsdoingthings]

Dogs applying for a loan for basic human dignity.

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Exit strategy for sure.

[Howl @HowlTweeter]

who disappeared into the volcanoes of Mexico leaving nothing behind but the shadow of dungarees and the larva and ash of poetry scattered in fireplace Chicago,

[CWU Scotland No. 1 @cwuscot1]

Today is the day !

I am about to head off to join my picket line I would like to thank everyone joining us today across the UK.

Personally, this is my first ever strike and I am so overwhelmed with the support and solidarity we have recieved, thanks and see you there - Shannon

[goof egg @gluggins]

Legitimately my approach to music these days.

[Hookland @HooklandGuide]

Folk singer Joe Morton withdrew from the music scene in the early 1970s to live in a shack in Downing Woods. He continued to write songs, which he would nail to trees alongside witch bottles and animal skulls. Some fans would try to collect the songs, though they’d only try once.

[The woman @Tarmeim]

Have you eaten? (i love you). Did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). How do you feel today? (i love you). Did you have a nice day? (i love you). Will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). Here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

when you say you wouldn’t “wish X on my greatest enemy” all I hear is that you are too craven and stolid to be of any use to me in psychic warfare. this is baby stuff to me. i am rotating infinite punishments for my enemies in my mind (3D) and it’s working