Jimothy

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

slow day at the office so i’m gonna convince my coworker that i’ve never heard of the muppets in my entire life

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@aw_273 ever since he changed from dave to david, everything went downhill.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@oigevalt tell them “jimbo from twitter says hi” they’ll know what it means.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@oigevalt assuming can be very dangerous, i think you need to go speak to them. possibly console them.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

first day of the class i’m teaching, had students tell me their favorite binge show and 10 said breaking bad which is surprising AND… perhaps… an opportunity

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@VGenesisGaming practicing your route tree??

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@nooneinvitedu yes it would. end of story. please tell your brain to (kindly) stfu.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@RapSheet @TomPelissero i’ve never understood why the doctor’s name gets reported.

*reading solemnly* ah yes, Dr. Larson, big fan of his early ACL work.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@dollbunyan a chance to enjoy a spongebob episode while waiting for tea? sounds like a simply joy in life.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

been a long time hater of this guy. feels good to see him making the international news for being the piece of crap he is.

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

The Bobby George story would be a big deal in Cleveland regardless. But it wouldn’t be making headlines in international publications if not for the performative Olympics boycott https://t.co/jwjJoMvXEP

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@wkyc not a good feeling when the prosecutor doesn’t even give a damn statement in front of the judge.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@rooster_ohio @mlscroggin fyi

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@rooster_ohio https://t.co/Qgp6Uf8IMd starting to get traction

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

The U.S. Secret Service is apologizing to a Massachusetts salon owner after an agent covered her security camera with duct tape and broke into her salon by picking the lock so that its bathroom could be used by various people for a two-hour period.

After the two-hour period, Secret Service agents left her salon unlocked and left the tape covering the camera.

The woman was told by others that the lead Secret Service agent was directing people to use her salon’s bathroom without authorization.

The agents were in the neighborhood to secure the area ahead of a Kamala Harris fundraiser. The woman understood she needed to close her salon but didn’t expect the rest of what happened.

@JayShams reports

Full Story: https://t.co/ZW9oWrU7wy

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

@shmokesignals have you figured out how to program this lesson into your brain yet? i’m trying but it only stays in for about 17 seconds.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[dan @cig_influencer]

cannot believe they let people who are stronger and faster than other people compete in the Find Out Who Is The Strongest And Fastest Person contest

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

grabbed this at the book store and lo and behold my next tattoo, a japanese raccoon dog whose whole lore is about his tentacles

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

for every like i will boo Logan Paul one decibel louder tomorrow

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

i volunteer with an org supporting people with Down syndrome and they truly love WWE so when they announced summerslam is in Cleveland, my roommate & i built a makeshift ring and some other volunteers helped film a wrestling promo hoping to get tickets and we got a fuckin suite.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

imagine coming home from a long day at work and just whipping around on one of these for a while. probably very soothing.

[Poor Lawyer @poorlawyer]

Watching the US men gymnastics team winning their first team medal in 16 years was so epic. This was the winning routine by Stephen Nedoroscik, a one event specialist chosen just for pommel horse.

[Jimothy @glum_and_fun]

a friend i hadn’t heard from in a while is struggling with some self compassion stuff and i’ve been struggling with it lately too so we had a heart to heart in the group chat about it. white boy summer truly comes in all shapes and sizes.