Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins

I like to scale trees and go into hiding occasionally | Al Qaeda Affiliate

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

Viva La Larp #boozecruze

[Bud “Hammered” Weiser @budishammered]

“GOING GREEK GAVE ME YOU!” How about you SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

Sometimes I pour a bunch of water in my bed when I’m drunk so even if I do piss my sheets there’s already a pool of water to blame it on #soak

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

One of my favorite pastimes is playing a dead show I haven’t heard yet and fixing my Instagram following @ballhazin #ratio

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

I’m in this fuckass deep state mind right now and all I can think about is Brent Mydland and my cougar situationship #larp

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

What’s the deal with niggers and the mall? Is that their domain. Let me eat my 8 count nugget in piece. #chimps

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

@grandfader_ I think I’m about to bite the bullet and finance however much money it takes for 50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

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[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

I am the one who knocks.

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

Just witnessed a black woman pay for a raz vape with… chime? Are we fucking serious? #hood

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

@ballhazin Klarna + EBT larp combo

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

I present Poaton Wazowski #NewProfilePic

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

I feel like a good hog crank boosts your stamina in the gym #foodforthought

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

@ballhazin Separates boys from men #balls

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

@ballhazin @grandfader_ Ever heard of the Mordecai Martini?

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

This is pretty scenic to say the least #alqaeda

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

@ballhazin She’s at innisfree in Tuscaloosa. Go get em tiger!

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

Harry Kane just made me my beer money. Fucking love this soccer bullshit. #breadwinner

[Bilbo “Short Stack” BAGgins @glupshitto33]

Thought this would make for a cool pic until I dropped it #box

[Hugo Stiglitz @grandfader_]

Went to a house party and the pledge stole their echo dot 💀