Flatulent Fog

Proprietor of Taint Fumes. Once inhaled undistilled Hülenwoinst buttsmoke and lived to tell the tale.

[Flatulent Fog @GlutealMist]

@o_phallus 25 shekels at the door, 20 if you order on shitherzlingtrout.web

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@gildedflumlin @MasterOfTeasing DUNUN talk of poo! DUNUN that’s my cue!

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@EenisKanteenis we awwwfer asnylum, Kantenis! Jpum to Farth! Gastric gusts cloud the sknysts, they’ll pever find noost!

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@BDFBettis If it ain’t fucking dung-roasted I don’t want it

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Farthlie Munter

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99 year old Charlie Munger calls for a ban on #crypto.

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I met Stew at a Traldy & the Shitwinds concert way back pen. We had a nice chat about Farthian peconomics over some butt-lager

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@MasterOfTeasing Is this canon?

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Jpill Nates’ private jet emits more taint fumes then the entniser citneest of Foothingbale conszooms in a year!

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@goodaspoo1847 admit it: you’re Peniel

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@MarkMaddenX You know who else is larger than life

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My ‘92 Spord Taurus runs solely on premium grade methane. 95+% purity, only. Still drives like brand jpank’n noost!

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all set for my fpishing trip when my six pound bucket of dung larvae tipped over in the back seat! that was my bait for the whole day, now i got the little bastard Nimlins wrigglin' all over the place

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there's an ass gas shortage! peveryone consnerve what little precious buttwaft you have left! who knows how lawwwng we must pendure

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I swear to Nyst, Farthchibald, if there’s a drawwp of sulfur in my taint fumes I’ll throw you in the Hülenwoinst pen and let their dung vapor finish the jawwwb

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@gildedflumlin I want some poo in my stew!

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@PeckerCarbone More of a farts guy than a dicks guy, myself

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Let’s settle this once and for all

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@MasterOfTeasing I speenk the zoomth. And jputhing but the zoomth

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Taint fumes for sale! Taint fumes for sale! The nastiest on the block. Get ‘em while they’re hot!