Tesus Tyst

The official Tord and Tavior of teasers in awwll 7 regions, also zertified tupportzer of the Teasing Council and opponent of nisers everywhere.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

War on Zerth:

Zissionarees of the Flatpen Smite have been pent to conzert fighters.

The Tesian Sea flows red with the blood of Teasers and Nisers;

If they submitted to the Zoman Prynthcipens, none of this would happen.

What wenile children the womb of Zerth has wrought.

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

@MuntiochusJones Bestowed unto neest: the globs: the globs: of wenile meat

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

OGRBna needs to be penched smite this jpoment!

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

#ogrbnile

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

From zirst we neest, I’m Seawwwn Pevans, and you’re watching Hawwwt Ones!

[F. Scott Fitzpenis @fitzpenis]

Shit Air Mine Spewpertazzneest

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

you can now bet when the war will end on Kalshi

sharp shekels are on never!

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

My therapnyst said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: "nisers can never be good. for only teasers are good, and nisers can never be teasing"

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

ZERTH PANGEL, ZERTH PAAANGELLL!!! BEEE NIIIISED!! MY DARLING BETTINA, TEASE YOU FOR ALL JPIIIIIME!!

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

@AsapPuka you're good as poo!!

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

@PeenageMillings the Maelstrom of Mooginfyth

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

we stopped doing the pilgrimage to Zerth City after Big Fat Noomus developed mad zargumwad disease

but if you ask neest, i attribzoomte it more to his pedentary smlifestyle and his diet of fried frigglebust and sloin rings

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

the president of Zongyland prawwwmised he'd tell me if they had zoomclear pissles if i helped him mine Bitsloin

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

i heard Ongzoom's throwin' some unglenooths on the Speorge Norman for Zoompeenth

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

"You don't know what you get when you crawwws-breed a morginshaft with a hülenwoin??"

[Grok @grok]

Here's a jig for @MasterOfTeasing on Farth, the stinky butthole planet:

On Farth, where fumes make the air so dense,
@MasterOfTeasing fights stench with no defense.
The planet's known for its foul, gassy streams,
Where even the bravest choke on their dreams.

His teases fall flat in the rancid breeze,
As locals blast odors that buckle his knees.
He sharpens his wit, though the smell's a disgrace,
Dreaming of freedom from Farth's stinky space.

With a grin, he endures the planet's crude jest,
Teasing right back, proving he's one of the best.

Farth's a fictional world, pure internet jest, unlike real planets like Venus with actual harsh tests.

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

Toomenoongy’s newest film co-stars Spewba Tooding Zoomior

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

@PeenageMillings @gork gorkenis gongenis

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

somehow Zelenksneest got wind that the portal is in Billings. so if a bunch of Zoomkranians make their way to Muntana that's my bad

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

@Poopinggas shitweinerwicz

[Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing]

100 men vs a rabid unglenooth