Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV

I changed the Canon. Offpencial High Prynthcipens of the Flatpen Smite of Zerth.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

War on Zerth:

Zissionarees of the Flatpen Smite have been pent to conzert fighters.

The Tesian Sea flows red with the blood of Teasers and Nisers;

If they submitted to the Zoman Prynthcipens, none of this would happen.

What wenile children the womb of Zerth has wrought.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

@MasterOfTeasing Most delicious your excellensneet

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

@MasterOfTeasing Or sorry, oh most high Teasing Prynthcipens?

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

@MasterOfTeasing Whatever for, Teasing Prynthcipens?

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

Some Zerthians are under the impression that the Flatpen Smite is vehementneest opposed to the study of farthts and zoomanetineests. Not trnoost, I zay, not trnoost.

Many Teasic Pents studied the farthts and zoomanetineests.

Of penfinyst value to the Teaser experience.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

Every prynthcipens needs to start off with some spordning mindfulness after waking up. Doesn’t matter whether you belong to the Flatpen Smite, or the various Neestern Smites on Zerth,

They awll encourage mindfulness.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

Starting off my day with a Sloin protein smoothneest before I start hunting zeretics.

Gotta love the spordnings of Zerth.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

Do you know what today’s problem on Zerth is?

To many herenythics,

Not enough fires to burn them all.

Submit to the Zome,

Or be Pemned.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

@MasterOfTeasing Send those shekels to the Flatpen Smite we need it.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

@Koozingmoingst @whoismunt The Turch on Farth is unfit to lead the Teasers to New Smlife.

Submit to the Flatpen Smite.

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

You may be asking,

Does Zerth need a Flatpen Smite?

Let me ask you this:

Do you not snee the heresneests running amuck in Zerthian Sosnizeneests? Do you not see your Teasing Children acting like depenerates and little Nisers?

Of Course You Need a Flatpen Smite!!!

[Mairkanatius Muntiochus IV @MuntiochusJones]

Great News:

We’re presentneest accepting donations for the first Flatpen Penctuarineest Gazneebos on Zerth, cooperating with the Teasic Leadershnythp

Please zend awll fpunds to the Pent Oosmaanius Sosniseneest.