Chad Hominem

Build a garden. Compost the rich.

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@CyCl4ne @evren__7 "Science created the gun. Then the State took the gun, put it against Science's head, and said, 'make more.'"

There's a reason fascists always come for the academics early in the takeover.

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@illyahkuryahkin @AndrewDahDude Yeah, a bowel movement.

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@Hamilt3767064M @RNCResearch @Republicans Clutch those pearls harder baby, we totally believe you.

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@iEarth432 @Z3NE0 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K Ask Meta about that

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"the One Wish Willow isn't a monkey's paw because the wish worked as intended" is probably the dumbest take I've seen so far

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The Let People Enjoy Things Enjoyers have arrived

[bee ❤️‍🔥 @miadeardensbow]

We should normalize people writing essays for whatever the hell they want actually

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@blakethinks

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@shitterly @InsiderMK1 @a_mikebd "she's right here - you want to talk to her?"
"be quiet, you'll wake her up"

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@PalmaSeljan @RickD_GK Just a normal Target run with my side chick nbd

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@eeetoday @Jomino1 @TheCineprism He changed his mind only after Nikki made the wish. His body language changes immediately to telegraph this.

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@UFOstaysFalling @Chummedburger He looks at the vomit when she runs to the bathroom. She ate more of the dead cat.

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@smokedoutpup @mikromangorine She puked bits of his rotting cat, not bile. And he was very concerned about it. Did you watch the movie?

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Mayor McCheese in shambles

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Xavier Becerra, candidate for California Governor, has just received $500,000 from McDonald's to his Super PAC

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@decemberhunting I just set up my navidrome and this sounds awesome

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@Lilspinach1284 @Neoncaffeine @ILoveCalebW18 @sharintaint Get a billboard to cover them titties bruh

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@sakuyacel @jzt451 @_sn_n > but I feel like
Facts don't care about your feelings

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@InigoeJ @gofishh77 Imagine being this big a loser

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@tne014 @unusual_whales lmao trump will never push for ubi you retard

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@JordaPorte56417 @TicTocTick > swampy floors

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@MothReturns @UrbaneUrban That last one is the ur-tweet. Excellent pull.

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@wiisportstennis @UrbaneUrban The past really is a foreign country