sid

so i’m like bruh

[sid @glutenfreethug]

nobody asking ben gates about the louvre heist

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first experience w/ tres leches cake was biblical

[yels⋆˚࿔ @cupidsediary]

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

[sid @glutenfreethug]

took my jersey to the tailor and he said you play for the team?

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hoping heaven has the retail space for a noddles and company

[👾daphne @endiive]

when he gets cast in the cara delevingne biopic

[sid @glutenfreethug]

why were you sprinting into fogo de chão brother

[sid @glutenfreethug]

new jorts and they fit this 2x4 like a glove

[sid @glutenfreethug]

steve harrington duuuupe workin at the tsa tonight

[sid @glutenfreethug]

i’m sorry but nobody’s doing it like a papyrus card ok

[sid @glutenfreethug]

over-caffeinated hands shaking like maracas

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

[sid @glutenfreethug]

now gamestop why did my playstation just arrive via door dash

[danlet @evildanevil]

Im like if u gave a mouse a cookie

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boutta tear up the jcrew outlet

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tried roasting cauliflower

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god forbid i’m a sensitive gangster

[sid @glutenfreethug]

dad’s catch today wanted to share be nice

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bro couldn’t even dougie plz don’t come near me

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changing my email signature to world champ #ThunderUp