Mario Serrano, CPT

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[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

Shoot for the stars, you might end up defying gravity. #JustDoIt @nike @NikeTraining

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@AdamKoffler So basically most of the guys playing for a bench spot bc I don’t see one starter on this list

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

You nailed it, you convinced him, great job really great job wow…

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Cleveland is comfort. Philly is contention. the Warriors are camaraderie and Miami is just confusing. No bench. No shooters, therefore lousy floor spacing. @KingJames

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@LoganPaul Put it there easy goal for @Erling

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@KeithKopinski @DrJesseMorse @EquitybyNelson That’s a bit extreme, I think guys like Aaron Donald, Myles Garrett, and Saquon Barkley might disagree

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@CommonSenzee @DrJesseMorse @EquitybyNelson Absolutely, the turf vs real grass plays a huge role, plus the equipment. I’d say soccer is constant with only one break in between whereas football there’s a time for play call and going from having a “break” to high acceleration in a matter of seconds the risk is higher

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@DrJesseMorse @EquitybyNelson They also have less muscle mass and body fat from the constant cardio. You can argue that soccer is like a league of WRs playing against eachother

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

Same people saying the Heat got fleeced with this trade are the same ones crying over @Bam1of1 breaking 80

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@Cali_King687 MFs speak perfect English, have an education, a brain, but decide to play the victim card. That’s the difference between him and immigrants that grab a shovel and start shoveling shit to feed their families and figure it out along the way. Hustle bro damn.

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

B. And it’s not even close. Bosh was a menace when Bron left, him and D Wade would’ve competed for more chips meaning Wade’d never leave Miami

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

What’s one moment in Heat history you would rewrite? 🤔

A. Win ‘23 Finals
B. No Blood clots for Bosh
C. Wade never leaves MIA
D. Win the ‘11 Finals

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@lon84216 @nickshirleyy He’s in La Havana, Cuba where most people are black, most have family members living in the states that send them clothes that’s why they’re “well dressed” but 100% of Cuba looks like that or worst. When I visited through a cruise ship I had 0 desire explore the rest of Cuba

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@DraymondShow Draymond you’re not a hooper. You’re a role player. End of debate.

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@PatrickMahomes Do QBs not do a warm up at the bullpen before? 😂

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@HeatDiehards @ohnohedidnt24 He’s not watching James Harden?

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

@ShamsCharania This is why no one is watching the NBA anymore. So many “corrections” are made post game that has 0 effect on the outcome of the game it’s pointless

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

They got us with the peptides

[Laci Knight @LaciMarieKnight]

So after all that drama… the people who skipped the COVID vaccine are just… fine? 🤔

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

We can enjoy one without tearing down one. I love what he’s doing. Don’t debate what can’t be definitively won by anyone #enjoymy5 #enjoymj6 #enjoylbjquest

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

Everyone I know has gotten food poisoning from consuming chipotle. One time a client of mine found a cockroach in her food. Maybe just pass the food inspection first

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

CEO of Chipotle caught on a recording indicating they’re going to keep raising prices because they can

“We learned that 60% of our core users are over $100,000 a year in income, in average household income. That gives us confidence that we can lean into that group in a more meaningful way — to really drive meaningful transaction performance in the year”

- Chipotle Earnings call

[Mario Serrano, CPT @glutespapi]

Over 50

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Dude asks gym members how many hours a week they work

[big quaza 🇵🇸 @quazapacked]

I can’t fucking breathe oh my god

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Mike Posner sang a “healed” version of his hit song “I Took A Pill In Ibiza”