Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley

Do not mess with the Deathbringer or his big fat belly

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Just started Demon Slayer and this guy Zenitsu is a riot !! 🤣🤣🤣✌️Now I'm just left wondering when this "Deku" guy I've heard so much about will show up

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

My girlfriend calls my cafe order gay but the barista taking my order told me it sounds amazing thank you very much

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Told girl next time I see her it's gonna be full contact ultimate frisbee

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Rakai got tired of Wardrobe attitude 🤣🤣✌️

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Can we invent those minnows that eat your dead feet skin but for your butt

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Down here in the South Eastern Conference we put the SEC in secession

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

3-time DPOY winner The White Howard

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

I done shit myself before I met the plug you think he gone notice

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Memphis hotbox is just swamp ass spawner simulator

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Outbreak: immortal alien species addicted to killing themselves

[rebro style dumbass @REbr0]

Daughter saw animal poop in the yard earlier and asked how big bunny poop is. I said, “depends on the bunny.” She took a second then asked, “ok, how big is skunk poop?” And then before I had a chance to respond she said, “ahhh, depends on the skunk.”

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he said he was øway

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Babe sorry my shows on

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

They saying that in addition to the chain snatching Nine Vicious also took Che's nose and threw it into the backyard sandbox

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Bird's Opening No-Nonsense Guide okay tough guy I'm listening

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Grandma's candy stuck my mouth shut why did she give me Super Glue Salt Water Taffy does she hate me

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Mark Ruffalo Smokes Pot: An Epic Legend

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

My plug cashapp got banned do you think it's bc I put dat kush za za good shit in my cashapp note

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Worst insult a another man can deliver to you is when they tell you to get your jiggly ass booty on

[Bob “Deathbringer” Ridley @glvesrck]

Girl gone tell me to protect her from the butt eating monster then put her butt right in my face out of the frying pan into the fire they never learn