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[Raw @R4wf0ru]

salt and vinegar chips are the best, I eat them until my tongue is disintegrated and I can’t taste anything for the next three days

[Cashgrabber9000 @cashgrabber9000]

Do people have to go to work/school the Monday after Jack Doherty slapped lil tjay

[steak @communicat1022]

My poop is so old and black

[cryingvault @cryingvault]

Bruh if you have a STD you should be glowing in the dark or some shit

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

you’re like if a retard was slightly smarter

[tex @texmeplease]

doordashing one bacteria

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Landscaper I owed $7000 got deported

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

were u a c section or a pussy baby

[leanne @toothgarden]

cropdusted my coworker n she started screaming

[estrogen beast @ileakfromkisses]

saw the tuffest tattoo while scrolling insta earlier

[Gwen🍭 @rubynesoberi]

do girls like it when you click the wumpus wave after adding them

[RAMAYAN @ramayan_69]

3 hours of Dustin Poirier saying "IGBBMN."

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

The mold in my brain tells me I’ve earned a beer

[Aurora Apex @AuroraApex_GG]

your usual seer meta

[Jules “Hairy” Armpits @iraqismoker2]

23 years ago today Kobe Bryant refused to take no for an answer in a Colorado hotel room. #MambaMentality 🔥🔥🔥

[tex @texmeplease]

when i was 9 i earned a brown belt in karate for taking the biggest dump my sensei had ever seen

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Using a Wet Purple Skittle to sign a Legally Binding Document

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

girl put your poop on the phone