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[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

In Maharashtra, all chicken, goats and sheep are currently thinking - Why do gais have all the fun?
#BeefBan

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

#CWC15 there is no other way to describe it. It's a #gaylestorm at Canberra.

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

#HarryBelafonte got an Honorary Oscar!!! Good to know he ain't turning over in his grave when i sing "man smarter than woman"!

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

#CWC15 talk about the "Gelf" syndrome. Only the second Mallu to represent a team playing the World cup is part of the UAE team.

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

"The Counterintuitive Trait That Will Make You Significantly More Successful" by @shanesnow on @LinkedIn http://t.co/iHp8pYlCxs

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

How Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs influences Employee Engagement http://t.co/tJAnsztSmS

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

The ironic thing is the 2 best coaches India ever had are probably having their worst year coaching ever #IPL #JWright #GaryK

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

Roger Binny, take a bow!!! You have produced an underrated replica... Just the way u were!!! #IPL #Binny

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

"@sardesairajdeep: Will have to apply for anticipatory bail for Cyrus, Kunal and week that wasn't team soon! Vinaash kaal, viprit budhi!

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

Its official!!! Old monk And coke is a perfect cure for assholism

[The Lady Optics @kanikagahlaut]

Gurgaon admin - why not put a 8pm curfew on men instead of women. Given that its some men who're doing the raping. You guys can stay in, too

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

A penny for my thoughts??? Someone up there is laughing...

[Essar @Essar]

Essar Oil commences production of superior grade bitumen conforming to BIS standard http://t.co/Qbv0FAKp

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

Last time we've seen VVS, Dravid, Sachin play together. will still stand up and applaud: thanks for the memories guys!

[Essar @Essar]

All you folks who cant access the #TimesOfIndia or the #EconomicTimes, you can read about our #Hazira facility here http://t.co/HFaLAr0C

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

What's not to like? Food, booze, gr8 friends and myself Perfect Mumbai sojourn. Short trips here are always memorable. Adios mumbai for now

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

@thekiranbedi: why can't Team Anna stand for elections. There are 1000s of youth including myself who would be ready to stand along with you

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

"@TheBigDowg: After sex, men have the same problem as that of a murderer... "What to do with the body lying next to me?" #BBM"

[www.sidin.co @sidin]

Ring ring. "Hello?" (Sound of person on other side screaming and then dying.) "Damn. I should stop using my deathly hellos."

[GuruGopalJi @gmarar]

Hey!!! I love my life!!! Why doesn't none else??? 3.