Mardav

Entrepreneur | Observing the chaos, building quietly. Opinions are my own, but they’re rarely neutral

[Subramanian Swamy @Swamy39]

@TheFP Epstein scandal will implicate certain Indian Ministers, ex Ministers and some current MPs. Will Modi Government order a comprehensive inquiry?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you have a womb, you are a woman.

Otherwise, you are not.

[Mardav @gmardav]

My boss was like 6 years older than me but calling him by his first name felt illegal. He carried the aura of someone who lived through three recessions and a famine.

Meanwhile, sometimes kids see me and instantly assign “uncle” status. #ageisnotbiological

[Mardav @gmardav]

@Delhicustoms - y’all have held up a parcel that logically meets all BIS compliance requirements for 14 days and refuse to share an update with the carrier. Troubling a new importer/business like this is exactly why India would never be a country easy to business in.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@UPS India - 14 days and my shipment is still under “examination”. Been asking contact details of the UPS appointed CHA handling my parcel but no response on that.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@WorldBank Ranking India 4th on the Gini Index? That’s a joke, right? India isn’t just glass towers and gated metros. Step outside the bubble - inequality is everywhere.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@MagnusCarlsen you're shit. Just accept it already. And stop trying to bully our star or it won't take long before the country boycotts you.

[Mardav @gmardav]

Tell me i was wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mardav @gmardav]

While @realDonaldTrump played golf and ranted about tariffs, Xi played global Monopoly. He laid tracks from Karachi to Caracas. Visa-free deals, lithium mines, deep-sea ports — all signed while America was arguing about pronouns. It’s not a trade war anymore. It’s a trade wake.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@Saymyname037 Yeah just go to Kormangala or Indiranagar and hop into any of the bars. Then wait until a random calls you “macha”

[Mardav @gmardav]

@Ellarakannada It’s always been the Gowdas and the Patils that have had control over land in Bangalore (with much political support) and the ever changing regime in Bangalore didn’t care for anything but cash. The dismal state isn’t surprising tbh.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@aas_sthaa Switch off dark mode

[Mardav @gmardav]

@Griezmenace They planted a banyan tree 🤓

[Mardav @gmardav]

@BhavikaKapoor5 Let’s see you fill in any of their positions. Sure you’d do a better job.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@AmitShahOffice @AmitShah Motabhai got the Brahmos 🚀💣

[Mardav @gmardav]

@DKShivakumar Hope it’s really long-term, sustainable solutions, because that usually is a lie in our country.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@prachii_615 It’s scary, yes - but a part of life. In this time, you should try to open up to them more than you have and befriend them in a way you never were able to.

[Mardav @gmardav]

Reposting this because it’s not just a diplomatic move — it’s India saying: We’ll speak for ourselves. We’ll stand as one. And we won’t let terror hide behind global silence.

[Kiren Rijiju @KirenRijiju]

One mission. One message. One Bharat 🇮🇳
Seven All-Party Delegations will soon engage key nations under #OperationSindoor, reflecting our collective resolve against terrorism.

Here’s the list of MPs & delegations representing this united front.

[Mardav @gmardav]

@akanksha7196 You just need to be comfortable with it, and embrace it in ways that suit you

[Mardav @gmardav]

Imagine what a Seedhe Maut and Joyner Lucas colab would be like 🤯

[Mardav @gmardav]

Lavrov isn’t wrong. The West needs India and China divided to stay dominant. Indo-Pacific? Just Cold War 2.0 with new branding. Meanwhile, Eurasia rises — if it doesn’t tear itself apart first. Time we stop dancing to Washington’s drum.