Garrett Marshall

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

@CarsonTigges @DavidJohannesen Look who the Boys in blue found at an oasis in the middle of the desert

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

This is my public apology to the entire City of Nashville and everyone I was with that were first hand witnesses #NeverGoingBack#SMASHville

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

@canderso3 ..... Must be hangin himself right now #gohawkeyes

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

There are sober kids in Africa, drink that fishbowl @APULRICH

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

With a shrug, "my hand is better than Pink would ever be" @APULRICH

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Happy bday@rachelmardoian7 .... Rage this weekend to celebrate w/ #callmemaybe #suntansandscategories #Rabiethesquirrel

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

When a girl doesn't answer her phone, just assume she is taking a shit, haha #fromtheneighbor #wordsfromtheold #makessense

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

@coreysmithmusic .... We came from Joes on Weed St in Chicago, where u drinking at before the canopy club tonight #getdrunk #cometokams

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

@boomzdaddy "I'm gonna duck out during communion to get a beef sandwich at portillos" #weddingcrasher #goodshit

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

So if you call an older lady chasing a young man a cougar, do you call an older man chasing a younger boy a nittany lion? #joepaknew #Fpsu

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

@AJaClay ..... Tenn tech, Iowa State sheep fuckers, Pitt, Louisiana Monroe, then at Penn St to kick off big ten #gohawks #blackandyellow

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Challenge of the day..... Can 3 of us finish an entire watermelon in a half hour? And go. #passingtime #uselessfridayatwork

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Is it acceptable to get hammered at a company golf outing when you have to work the next day? #shitcouldgetweird #polishbeer #7.5%alcohol

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Co-worker says he would buy an entire county in WI and turn it into a big lake if he won lottery. He better not win #wasteofmoney #dumbidea

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Didn't think Rex Grossman was even still in the league and now he claims the Redskins will win the NFC East #cmonman #shittyqb #goodluck

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

@DonaldGehrls ..... G Bash 2011, 2 man kicked my ass #can't wait #rematch http://t.co/nWHhJOi

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Manager giving a presentation to the office, talking about the New York Schedule DTF. New guy starts giggling out loud. #classicnewguy

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Why does a little bit of rain make people drive like fucking morons #shittydrivers #roadrage

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

Real men share twin beds #not gay @mattyhages30

[Garrett Marshall @gmarsh222]

"The worse they look, the easier it is for me"- @dmarsh71