Garry Matlow

Ex-newspaperman. Jesus follower. Living the dream. Fan of Florida Gators and Seattle sports.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Randy Arozarena stepped out of the box on three straight pitches because he knew the pitcher wasn’t throwing him a strike.

The count went to 3-0.

Next pitch, he absolutely nuked a home run.

One of the most disrespectful at-bats in MLB history.

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@VinnysCorner1 Rusty Staub

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@tjmathewson May the 5th be with you. #JimBeam

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@OleTimeHardball Rusty Staub

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@ronsterd89 Grapefruit

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@drewdyck Sorry about the lice.

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck Did you switch to a standing toilet?

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck Extra credit for learning to spell “Rostropovich.”

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck That’s mean.

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck According to The Google, it’s short for “uncle,” referring to an old, and therefore out of touch, person “in their 20s or older.”

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck I say a special prayer for you every time I hear one of your stories about your son.

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck Other than LeBron James, how many 69-year-olds are there in the NBA today, anyway?

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck Is that a single wide or a double wide?

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@drewdyck I guess we all owe a debt of gratitude to Grace for that one.

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck That’s what happens when you let that guy out of your attic.

[kimi 🥝🇪🇸⭐️⭐️ @kimichkis]

DID HE JUST ANNOUNCE THE HUNGER GAMES

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck Prayer warriors should get one, too.

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@MikeMxyzptlk @drewdyck Is that us or the Holy Spirit crying out on our behalf?

[Garry Matlow @gmatlow]

@drewdyck @drewdyckparody In that case we’ll pray for you.