Max Brunner

Laser vision isn't so hot when you're cross-eyed! Author of SUPERFAIL (Running Press Kids). Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

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Accurate.

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@NikolaCizmesija Love the judo throw!

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@JamesGunn @johnzaozirny Great lesson not only for filmmaking but also for life!

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How I feel about the season.
#TheOffice
#Christmas https://t.co/suG9U5xbYG

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Grateful today my father’s example of hard-work and dedication through good times and bad.
#givethanks

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So amazed that through the MANY challenges 2020 has throw at us, my family and I have remained safe and healthy!
#givethanks

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Grateful for my relationship with Jesus Christ, which has carried me through my darkest times and made my best times even sweeter.
#givethanks

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So thankful to have grown up in a family full of love and support.
#givethanks

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Grateful that giving thanks for what we have during dark times can lift our spirits and even help us to have joy.
#givethanks

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Can’t believe my caring, loving, beautiful wife and I are celebrating TEN years of marriage today! I don’t think I even realize how blessed I am really am!
#givethanks

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Not sure I know a more unappealing name for an article of clothing than SWEATER.

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I found a spider in my house and let it out rather than kill it. When should I expect the Nobel Peace Prize?

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@devonshale That’s great to hear! I’d love to write another one. We’ve got some BIG news we’re hoping we get to announce soon!

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@mindykaling once said it would be fun to write Michael Scott’s TED talk. She was absolutely right! Here’s the cold open to the spec I wrote.

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Words I never thought I would have to say: “Son, please do not brush the cat with your toothbrush.”
#parenting

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I learned today that both zucchini and vanilla are fruits and I don’t know what’s real anymore.