Gabbi McCabe

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

Just took an exam and answered 4 Cs in a row. How's your day going?

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

Interesting day today...first professor said he would offer us crack of he could...second made a pop culture reference to the office "assistant emergency manager, I mean assistant to the emergency manager"

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

Just got an email from my professor saying that other students were requesting a lighter workload...and he complied with it!! I didn't even know this was a thing.

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

I don't understand how people are so naive.

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

I am always so surprised when a customer knows my name at work...and then I remember that I'm wearing a name tag🤦‍♀️

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

Operating a dishwasher must be extremely complicated

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

DENTAL HYGIENIST: your teeth and gums are moments from death. Quit your job so you can floss 16 times an hour. I hate you!
DENTIST: looks good!

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

So I'm standing in line waiting for the shuttle to go to school...
Guy in line: "does someone know how to spell shuttle?"
*everyone states at him*
Guy: "Is it 'sh' or 'ch'?"

I cannot make this up! I thought I was terrible at spelling

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

*watches movie in high school*
Easy day, no homework, no loss of money

*watches movie in college*
I'm glad I pay tuition to watch a movie.

[The Baked Potato @BreezyDecker]

Congratulations Anti-Vaxx supporters... A child now has a Polio strain, a once COMPLETELY ERADICATED disease in the US has now made a come back because of YOU. Let’s not mention measles made a come back as well. If you don’t see the issue it’s because you are the issue.

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

I have no idea why I come to class on time if the first 30 minutes is spent going over slides from Monday's class and the professor wondering why the class is behind.

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

Biggest pet peeve working in retail is when a customer says "I'm kinda of in a hurry" as you are ringing them up.

[Faber @dfaber84]

Hey, remember that time Chipotle was telling the ag community they were farming wrong, and then proceeded to nearly kill a bunch of people who ate at their restaraunt.

[Gabbi McCabe @gmccabe9844]

Week 4: already questioning if I should skip school

Professor: attendance is 20% of your final grade

[Nihal 🌾 @leftward_ink]

Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty

Me: *follows etiquette*

Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad

[ari @arianakirei]

sound on to save a life

[April @IAmAprilMoore]

If I don’t marry someone who wants to eat mexican at least every week, we’re gonna have to compromise and eat mexican at least every week.