Greg McCandless

Marcus 3:22 (is how the rest is the world feels when you write John 44:7 or whatever. Stop.)

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[U.S. Ski & Snowboard Team @usskiteam]

THAT JUST HAPPENED 👑 ‼️

@lindseyvonn is 🔙🔛🔝 of the downhill podium & wins her 83rd Word Cup victory by over a second 😳

+ a top-15 finish for @_BreezyJohnson to kick off the season (and 7 🇺🇸 in the top-30!!) 💥

#stifelusskiteam

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

The existence of Japanimation implies the existence of Turkmenistanimation.

#oldtrend

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

At this point, I can’t wait for the civil war. But not Republicans v Democrats, just people willing to fight for Trump v everyone else.

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

Losing someone too soon is an involuntary spiritual amputation

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

@SultanofStacks @NFL_DovKleiman Not great that my white FSU classical music professor was the face they used to create the logo, but overall the Seminole/FSU thing isn’t problematic, it’s a tribe-approved partnership with oversight

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

The saddest person in the room isn’t the quiet one in the corner who looks sad. It’s the person performing joy the loudest.

[Routledge Books @routledgebooks]

🎧 'The Craft of Contemporary Commercial Music' 2nd Ed is available to preorder.

This is an essential read for students preparing for music careers, which assumes no prior knowledge of music theory or audio topics.

🔗 Find it here: https://t.co/b0etcUorRH

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

@JonnyRoot_ I think you mean “wellness camp” lol

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

It’s official! Publication date is 5/30. You can check it out and order exam copies here: https://t.co/OrxEw96j1L

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

When something goes viral online but has staying power (the Harlem Shake, Ice Bucket challenge, for example) it should be called “bacterial.”

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

@fisalpine @usskiteam these team combined races are electric! I hope these are part of the world champs forever. A mixed team combined would be great! Though, as an American, facing an Odermatt/Holdener or Kriechmayr/Liensberger squad would be tough for RCS/Shiffrin

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

@CountessesofUNC It’s crazy to fire Hubert now. Give him 2 years to secure teams with 3 or more talents who are 6’10” or taller. Pitt = twin 7 footers. Wake = 7 footer. Stanford = 7’3”. Kansas = 7’2”. Auburn = 6’10”. Bama and UF = 4 guys 6’10”+. Louisville = 5 guys 6’10”+. That’s our losses

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

@UNCBarstool It’s crazy - we won in rebounds, turnovers, points in the paint, points of TOs, bench points, FG%, fast break points…but they shot 58% from 3 on 24 attempts.

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

The existence of rock salt implies the existence of paper salt and scissors salt

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

@InsideCarolina Why are we only getting transfers from garbage schools? I honestly thought that when Belichick got hired, everyone from Alabama, LSU, Ohio State would come over to get coached by the goat. At least the redshirts. Hard to get hype over ECU and UConn transfers

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

Big Day! My first public-facing album, "Face First," came out today. It's a one-man-band progressive metal album that is a bit of a bass feature. Check it out on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, iHeart...whatever streaming service you use! #progmetal
https://t.co/dsGmodueBY

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

If you want to know what it feels like to be atheist, just read any Bible passage aloud but substitute the name “Jesus” with “Derek” or “Brixton.”

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

Hey @usskiteam is Zoe Z still injured? Did she just not make the team?

[Greg McCandless @gmccandless]

What’s more cringe: white yoga, white meditation, or musicals?