I Talk Too Loud

these are the rants I have in my head

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[Richard @gamray]

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

Hold on it took the US 3 hours to capture Maduro but won’t release the entirety of the unredacted Epstein files?

[Jesse @d0wnsideofme]

holy fucking shit

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

when you're passed out on the couch after eating turkey and loads of carbs and someone's trying to tell you it's time for pie:

[taf 🝮 @tafphorisms]

Now enable mute by geolocation

[Unprofessional Sports Bettor @ItsHoodhalle]

I miss the real Black Fridays when you had to fight out the store

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

Photos I took of signs in the American South

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

BY THE GODS IM RUINED!!!

[Brit @regionalflan]

NEW YORK CITY LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU ARE NEARBY A HAKEEM JEFFRIES OR CHUCK SCHUMER DISTRICT OFFICE. GO INSIDE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SUPER PAC DONATION BOX FOR NO REASON.

[Underwood Dem 🇺🇸🚣🏻 @Undercrat]

One of the funniest videos ever produced. Very little competition.

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

How Fox News describes LA vs. How LA really is

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp]

In a normal administration:

-Waltz would be fired for creating the chat

-Hegseth would be fired for putting S and TS classified info on a commercial app

-Gabbard would be fired for perjuring herself yesterday when she said there was nothing classified in the chat

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

The DoD has removed the article on Charles Roger's Medal of Honor. He served in Vietnam, and despite being wounded three times in battle, rallied his troops and led them to victory in defense of Support Base Rita. Nixon presented his Medal.

The url is changed to "deimedal"

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

I caught some raccoons on a top secret mission last night 😂🦝

[Manisha Sinha @ProfMSinha]

Historian here:

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

― Theodore Roosevelt

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

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[PIKO @pogobang]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”