Michael Goodpaster

Dad to Harvey. Drummist. Audio Engineer. @IUBloomington Graduate. Believes Mayonnaise Is An Instrument.

[Michael Goodpaster @GMGoodpaster]

No, I am no longer funny, 'cause I miss the way you laugh
You once called me forever, now you still can't call me back

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[MLB @MLB]

The 13th cycle in @Cubs history belongs to Pete Crow-Armstrong!

[Michael Goodpaster @GMGoodpaster]

This audio mix for ABC / ESPN has been terrible tonight. I get the arena is deafening loud, but can we turn the room mics down and the announcer mics up?

[Michael Goodpaster @GMGoodpaster]

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[Tim Ridgolds @TimRidgolds]

He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier"

[Seattle Storm @seattlestorm]

When in Indiana... 🔴⚪️

@AlaskaAir | Arrivals

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Windy City (yes ik the real origin) 🌬️

This Ian Happ flyout was pushed in 137 ft by wind, preventing a home run, per @WeatherApplied

That’s the largest deviation preventing a HR in their database (2023),for anyone, surpassing…a 113-ft deviation for Happ earlier this year

!!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

RT IF YOU LOVE MICHAEL CONFORTO

[Michael Goodpaster @GMGoodpaster]

Anyone else listening to 2000’s emo music while cleaning your house because it’s been one of those days? Just me? #ItWasNeverAPhase

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

SPEECHLESS.

[JJ Wonderchild @WonderchildJj]

Jalen Brunson

[RealRickBozich @realrickbozich]

Final exclamation point on The Perfect #iufb season.

16-0.
Old Oaken Bucket.
Big Ten Champs.
Rose Bowl Champs.
Peach Bowl Champs.
National Champs.
Heisman Trophy.
No. 1 overall NFL Draft Pick -- Fernando Mendoza.

The End.

[Toad Sports @ToadSports]

Sam Antonacci's first career home run comes from a 57-foot inside-the-parker... and it’s the weirdest MLB highlight of 2026 so far.

The ball boy accidentally touched it, the left fielder quit, and Antonacci kept on sprinting.

[Michael Goodpaster @GMGoodpaster]

@AllInAbe @1TakePickz https://t.co/kk3RkiGzoW

[Michael Goodpaster @GMGoodpaster]

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[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

Team USA has arrived to the World Baseball Classic Final in GAME-USED United States Men's National Hockey Team jerseys.

[Michael Goodpaster @GMGoodpaster]

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