Mike G.

Retired lawyer in SoCal, Hoosier native, loves the Big Boys and all that comes with 'em.

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@luxxxydaddy That could pass as a port-a-pad.

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@johnthegainer A big belly rub and a grab on the fatpad, too!

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@johnthegainer Nothing better than the feeling of a fatpad on my palms! Nice shiny hair on el piqueno!

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@johnthegainer And what a fine fatpad it is!

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@freetheboyyy Nasal inhaler, probably mentholated.

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@bigsoftchub So, what's hidin' 'neath your fatpad?

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@kingcolossus First one, then the other.

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@kingcolossus I think I'd give that fatpad a good scrubbing - maybe even a bubble bath - and then shave the rest of it all nice and pretty!

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@kingcolossus Fatpad lookin' as good as ever! You need a visit from Dr. Scratchkin.

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@VolgareT @littledarkhorse @tombruhcks @AdnanHussainMP Such is the sorry state of the Ivy League. Don't let your kids go to any of 'em!

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@Grrth13 More of a mooo cruise than a mu cruise. Solve for x: 19 + x = y.

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@420_chub Perfectly loverly fatpad!

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@420_chub Beautiful fatpad!

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@kingcolossus Me to vibrator: "There's only enough room for one of us in here, and I think your batteries are runnin' kinda low!"

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@kingcolossus Love how your shorts ride over your fatpad when you drop them.

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@kingcolossus Oh, about another 30 minutes should do nicely.

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@kingcolossus How heavy is it?

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@austimus__prime Go Hoosiers!

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@Grrth13 Or catch your tittie on a toggle.

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@Grrth13 Don't let that fatpad slow down the turntable!