Greg Irwin

Oh, look! A bird!

[Hideous Terrier, Esq @HideousTerrier]

I am getting a lot of grief for not tweeting more. Your concerns are important to be, by which I mean "Smell this."

[jj @gillilandjj]

This is NEVER ok… unless you leave a VERY generous monetary tip along with it.

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

@CaptainDooley If you needed proof that Bloomy is going to hell, you just found it.

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

@kgtwo Congrats, y'all!

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

Happy Impossible Astronaut Day. Put tally marks on your arm. #whovian

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

Why did I take a picture of nothing? #Whovian #DoctorWho #SilenceWillFall

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

#whovian Why are these Tally Marks on my arm? #DoctorWho #scilencewillfall

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

There's a cop sitting with his back to the door. My Father-in-law the cop would not be proud of him. #fail

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

@CaptainDooley The "Libertarian" in Virginia wants to GPS track everyone's cars for "tax purposes." How'd he survive the primary?

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

For the record, I'm not ripping off @gmitx. In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi: "He's me."

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

Happy birthday to the love of my life, the awesome @sditx also known as @samuraigoldfish.

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

@krishabrooks That's really nice when it happens that way. Sometimes kids change what they want to be every couple of days.

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

#threewordscarystories
Michael Bay movie

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

#threewordscarystories
No Dr Pepper

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

#threewordscarystories
No Mountain Dew

[Halogen Spock @HalogenSpock]

Celebrating Halloween the way #HarryPotter spent the Masons' visit #ChamberOfSecrets "In my room making no noise & pretending I don't exist"

[Popular Mechanics @PopMech]

FAA loosened its regulations on gadgets aboard planes, but don't celebrate just yet: http://t.co/G24drmUOtq

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

@CaptainDooley No lights here. I'm "Making no noise and pretending I don't exist."

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

@CaptainDooley You can shoot Undead Cedric to your heart's content.

[Greg Irwin @gmitx]

@krishabrooks Nice costumes. Sorry I didn't get to say "Hi," at the meeting.