Jack O' Lantern Panic

A fool and his money are soon parted.

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If you push a button, the leader of Iran will be taken out - but 3 Americans will die. Do you push the button? Trump voters did.

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@RealStirfryguy Foley used a hypodermic needle? News to me.

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Yeah, Terry Funk used a plastic bag to try and suffocate Ric Flair. It almost cost the company their TV deal and was banned from airing for years. Now name another case where a wrestler used a hypodermic needle to stab his opponent and try to justify that as if it's edgy.

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Any time someone claims the election is rigged I want to agree and say, "So when Trump wins we know it's fake and he cheated." Just so tired of that being treated as some kind of realistic argument just because the big lie was really big.

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Question number one at the debate for Trump should be "define the word 'tariff'."

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@AEWNeckbeard Just watched Serena Deeb nearly break Thunder Rosa's neck to close out Collision.

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Deeb may have broken Thunder Rosa's neck on that move. #aew

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@TrumpWarRoom Freezing babies. Monsters.

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Fox could fill a week of programming from their Friday night graveyard alone. John Doe, Strange Luck, Harsh Realm, The Lone Gunmen, The Good Guys, etc.

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Post a TV show that you're the only person you think remembers it exists

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@Whotfismick The Good Guys with @BradleyWhitford

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@AEWNeckbeard Tony has this superpower of being able to recall all of his booking, like someone being able to recite all of the lyrics to every Poison song. I mean sure it's kind of impressive, but also pretty depressing.

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@caroljsroth Yes these are totally equivalent - an assassination attempt and the 2nd most powerful Democrat in the country taking over for the most powerful in the race. <eyeroll>

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@RadioFreeTom Rumor is Luntz is the only person still using Craigslist, and it's to find these "undecided voters."

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Dear lord #aew gave away Jamie Hayter's return on the pre-show.

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@StephenM Aww, did Citizens United backfire on you guys? Poor babies.

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@MeghanMcCain We've had multiple Republican Presidents who didn't win the national election, only the electoral college. Which do you think is more important?

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@JDVance1 You and Trump say the exact same thing about Biden. It's why we got Jan 6th, genius.

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Black Fedora Guy gives it away. #incident #trump

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Knives are out for Katy Tur for...reporting the facts. No, not "everybody" knows the relationships between the Bidens. It's like being upset when someone points out Beau's dead. It's a fact, accept it, don't flip out over it.

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Seeing all these American flags hanging upside down I guess a lot of wives are upset at something their neighbors did.