GM’s Couch

Every Sabres post is done in pure rage

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

The Anaheim Ducks have officially MATCHED the 5-year $18M AAV offer sheet to Leo Carlsson

The Ducks keep Carlsson, the Flyers get nothing

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@MB14BM @DawginRebel03 @surfyLV @MLShater Either take the land back or hold this fat L keyboard warrior.

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@xsuxsuxsux @MLShater You do know that Belgium had slaves and were heavy participants in the Transatlatic slave trade right!? That’s literally what the op was referring too.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Olen Zellweger extends in BUF

3 years, around $9M for him...nice for both team and player

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

I assume this will be finalized tomorrow, but hearing tonight that Beck Malenstyn will re-sign in Buffalo.

Around 6 x $3M

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Zach Benson has signed a 7 year deal with a $7.5M AAV with the Sabres after a BREAKOUT 2026 Playoffs 💰🐀

[Mike Bundt @Mike_Bundt]

Alex Tuch will be remembered as a great player for the Buffalo Sabres that helped turnaround their culture and identity on and off the ice.

Came in as the key piece of the Jack Eichel trade and surpassed every expectation fans had of him coming to WNY.

Three 30+ goal seasons and one of their top forwards for nearly five years.

Proudly wore the Sabres crest as a Syracuse native and helped them end their historic playoff drought.

Sucks that money is the main factor leading to his departure but makes sense for both sides to pursue different paths.

Wish him the best moving forward!

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

The Caps are loading up! Alex Tuch joins the Washington train 👀

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@Blutman27 Traded to the caps, @PFTCommenter is about to have a good team this year

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@PuckKnower98 @BarstoolChief Sabres should be paying the blackhawks for taking that cap

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@frank_seravalli Do the Sabres have a good GM? I don’t understand how they got that much

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Full trade, per sources:

To #Blackhawks:
LD Bowen Byram
LW Jordan Greenway

To #Sabres:
2026 CHI 1st Round Pick (No. 4 overall)
2026 NYI 2nd Round Pick (No. 45 overall)
LD Louis Crevier

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Louis Crevier also goes to Buffalo

[Chad DeDominicis @CMDeDominicis]

Jordan Greenway is going to Chicago too in this deal

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

It's going to be No. 4 overall pick, another pick, and a player going to Buffalo for Byram.

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@rayferraro21 How do you suck so much at your job? You need to never be around a broadcast again

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@rayferraro21 It’s crazy that fans from across the league hate you now because of how unprofessional you are. You fucking suck.

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@BR_OpenIce That’s what you get when you dive the whole series and make the refs look bad. Now they’ve stopped calling everything

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@espn Fire @rayferraro21 into the sun, what a fucking loser and take Dave Jackson with him