King Midas

Whatever you do in life just remember it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it~Barney Stinson.

[King Midas @gmutinyi]

Make 'em remember your name no matter what

[🗼🇸🇳 @buneiixc]

Your company could be facing losses and your girl will be in your ear talmabout Malindi

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Greatest loss speech ever

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

musicians are actual alchemists because i physically cannot imagine a song that doesn't already exist let alone make one

[Ⓜ️ayana @billiongjgly]

Someone said women trade like the British during colonialism

[2 Live @fre_flow]

Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂

[Wanye kest @Rishzone]

Indian porn can be used to cure porn addiction

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

There is a human process in creativity that cannot be prompted away.

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Everybody realised they are too broke for a world war so they just decided to quit midway.

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Chris Tucker made that boy all by himself

[Netflix @netflix]

It's happening.

Tyson Fury vs. Anthony Joshua. This autumn from the UK. LIVE only on Netflix.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

If I knew I was going to prison after all this I would’ve recorded Gucci crying and sent it to Jeezy for 1.5 M’s

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Judas later tonight: Not matumbo for sure mahn!

[40 @40URTY]

That ride long enough for somebody to say “let me out” and they all still stayed on task

[monka @MsMacharia]

Jim Parsons on the right looks like he will be driving for Mercedes F1 in Suzuka this weekend.

[WBG @TheRealWBG]

Chuck Norris didn’t die… he just gave life permission to continue without him

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

Kim Jong Un when one missile mistakenly lands in North Korea.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Jeff Koinange's political interviews since he came back from "the dead"

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

HR: Don't worry this survey is completely anonymous...

My boss the following day:

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

Responding with his family at the table knowing 50 can’t do the same is diabolical