Dr. Bitchcraft

Future centenarian

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

Yo could you do this tongue twiste mmmphkhmmmh no we cant we’re both boys

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

Neo politician ice cream>>>>

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

going to the window store to buy bananas

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

nothing more humbling than ur psychiatrist trying not to laugh at you for making a list of your ocd symptoms

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

verbose genderfluid drag queen named anna graham

[Stupid Twink @ThisStupidTwink]

is “anagram” an anagram of “anagram” if you just move the letters around before putting them back in the same place

[۟ @yuandyne]

“If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.” - FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY, 1880

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

I need to make it big on burgertwt

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

cuz i know when that onion rings… that can only burger king , (waving to jeering crowd) Thank you everybody I’ll be here all night

[swinky @swinkying]

beautiful woman named “6 digit code” keeps texting me

[mimi :3 @smalltiddyemogf]

age regressing by listening to old twenty one pilots

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

It’s probably fine that vast swathes zoomers and younger millennials exist in a kind of permanent internalized panopticon in which all actions are assumed to be (and interpreted as) performances for a viewer

[Dr. Bitchcraft @gnarfs]

this iphone alarm ass music omfg

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I took her to my river and I creeked it

[emma @do_not_test_me]

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

damn i just realized you spend the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again...

[: @sn0oozey]

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