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[Jeff @gnarjeff]

Yesterday I learned that my mom has no idea what our dog looks like

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant "obliterate" until one day my dad yelled at me for saying "we got sodomized out there" after the orioles lost a playoff game

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

@HunterBiden @vengefulvixenn I love you hunter biden

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

@yourwinterlight On the bright side the name seems to be up for grabs now

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

@Timstillherelol Irish people hate everyone not from the same county as them. And even most of the people in their county, it’s nothing personal

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

@_likeashadow_ @RILEYtheband @harrisongordo13 @keroseneheights @combatbaltimore The singer from Riley looks like @AdamFriedland if he showered

[Future Lesbian Housewife 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🤝🏳️‍⚧️ @gaygirly4422]

The unserious bisexual guy w the old strict gays

[hung solo @xbigxslimex]

All roads lead back to God’s Country.

[Seed Oil Sommelier @HamasCEO]

John Fetterman and Anthony Keidis

[Kaiser Flowstate @OpeSyntax]

Real tombstones in Xenia, OH, the town where Gummo takes place

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

Getting that Turkish hair surgery now to bring my hairline down to my eyebrows like a Mexican 13-year old

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

@moshpitmagic Yeah and I can’t tell if it’s because everything’s becoming more bland or because I’m not high on mushrooms all the time anymore

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

American industrialists in 1890 be like

[Thaaat Colin @ThaaatColin]

Bullish on this part of America

[full slack @fullslack_]

Maybe Zohran isn’t an “actual socialist”. Maybe he’s a social democrat who’s helping to soften the public’s opinion of socialism so YOU can have more room to convince the masses that YOUR actual socialism & YOUR actual communism is needed more than HIS social democracy.

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

Finally we can go by our true moniker the Middle East

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The day has finally come

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

@quartzmorrigan Her PR team is about to do something so out of touch and tacky that it will only further vindicate druski

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

Do it. You can. No ones stopping you man

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

The libs ruined burger 😡😡

[Pharaoh Unc Alfonso I @AlfonsoFrfr]

wtf ever happened to "Jack Harlow"?

Wigger M.I.A.🚨

Country re-brand soon?