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why am i still on this app

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

hearing someone refer to women as ‘females’ and this pops up over my head immediately

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Everything bad in the world is because of private equity and everything good in the world is because of the moon

[𖦏 @emoshoota]

a woman with no drivers license is the closest you’ll get to a modern day prophet

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[jezz @JezziiB]

“Men suffer in silence."

No, they don’t. They treat everyone around them like dogshit.

They externalize their feelings onto the women closest to them, usually.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

there are really people who wake up every day, get dicked all the way down to the prostate by the government, and say to themselves “this is because of immigrants” and mean it

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

i’m sick to my stomach

[maya @mayareminders]

the morning after letting go

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

i have a real crush on a man…please respect my privacy during this difficult time. thank you

[☆ @mugIerette]

me if I ever meet a meta glasses user

[g @34rths]

Being judged by people I never want to be like.... I must be doing something right