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my mexican ass lives to see another mexican day

[gato @gnarlycat]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 26 Jul 2010 (via @twi_age).

[gato @gnarlycat]

@summerbham15 for episode 1 people, ava and her annoying ass sister and nick 😑

[gato @gnarlycat]

@summerbham15 imagine we meet at the dallas station to head to chicago 😔

[gato @gnarlycat]

@rasinha_22 true altruism 😌

[gato @gnarlycat]

i hate this man with every fiber of my being

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

This is an incredibly bizarre statement. When asked why sex assault victims who get pregnant have to carry to term under TX law, first Abbott says they have 6 weeks to get abortion, then says he is going to eliminate rape by arresting all future rapists.

[gato @gnarlycat]

me at basically every friend i’ve ever had

[Pauline @therowsmvse]

she spoke the truth

[Brynn @pcbrynn]

I honestly can’t believe I have to share the earth with people who think that we are spoiling children by giving them food.

[THE BABY CO’ 🥇 @BEENHADMOTION]

Hustle culture kinda crazy too dog. I don’t wanna own a vending machine business, and a snow cone truck, and breed dogs, and then run a bouncy house business on Saturdays. I’m good on that shit dog. I’d rather do fraud.

[gato @gnarlycat]

i yearn for the day people will stop talking about their opinion on pineapples on pizza

[gato @gnarlycat]

am i insane or did the twitter font change

[no @zedonarrival]

there's no kind way to say this. does the casting team know charles is ugly

[gato @gnarlycat]

cue the “nah fuck that i’m gonna be working 7 days a week on that grind 😤 because i have NO LIFE and want to WORK EVERY SECOND and everyone is LAZY except ME i’m just DEEPLY UNHAPPY AND INSECURE” ppl

[Mark Takano @MarkTakano]

BIG NEWS: I’ve just introduced legislation in Congress calling for a four-day work week. It’s well past time that Americans have more time to live their lives, and not just work. Retweet if you agree, we need to make this a reality.

[gato @gnarlycat]

my toxic trait is chewing gum for 5 minutes, spitting it out when it doesn’t have the adequate flavor anymore, and then putting a new piece of gum in…….and repeat

[gato @gnarlycat]

funniest thing that happened in alaska is ryan and i embraced on a hike and this guy ahead of us was like “did you guys just get engaged!? 🥰” no dude i was crying into his shoulder because i hurt my knee climbing up 3500 ft and realized i still have 4 miles to hike back down

[gato @gnarlycat]

coming from a person who absolutely hates water bottles 🥰

[gato @gnarlycat]

if y’all get your water through your filtered fridge or through a brita, then what you’re not going to do is judge poor people for wanting to buy water bottles when their water doesn’t come out clear (which isn’t just in flint, it’s happened to my family 2-3 times in tx)