lady g

yung, dum and full of cherry cola

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Imagine you’re in the club and Landslide comes on and now you’re crying in the club because you’re not sure if you can handle the seasons of your life!

[🌸 @chicorypetals]

new cheese village just discovered

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Not the hare, not the tortoise, but rather some secret third competitor

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

You know who doesn't get impostor syndrome? Cats. Not only does every cat know they're a cat, I think every cat believes firmly, with conviction, that they are the best possible cat, the prime example of a cat, the most cat a cat could be.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cats be like, "I know the perfect place" then stand with the weight of 1000 suns, right on your areola.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the greatest pleasure of adults is getting home and walking around like this:

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Just means it’s gonna be a looooong summer.

[M-Jayyy @4everJames]

Chicago has turned into Seattle

[Alexa @iamgiardiniera]

we mf earn these 4 months

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

No it’s not your first time using chopsticks, no the chef isn’t having an off night - you’re coming undone and the sushi can sense that!!!

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Dear Knicks, plz don’t give my mans, Larry David, a heart attack. Thanks! ❤️

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Stanley cup, dina cup, whatabouta cuppa amirite?

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

It’s actually to the right. My b

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Idk who needs to hear it but the bathroom is straight back to the left

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Don’t act like we go way back unless you know my #1 hit Fat Cat

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

Lord help us they’re charging $2 for a chamoy rim.

[lady g @gnarlygnarva]

@chibbqk1ng You should check on Flo Cafe&Bar on Chicago Ave! New Mexican classics and lots of hatch chile!

[doxie @doxie_gay]

bet you thought this was a microsoft pain drawing, SURPRISE BITCH it’s snow built up on a wire fence

[sarahtonin @saaarbrens]

A Chicago hero just walked in