puny.

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[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

oh noo a baby is crying in public and now Im a victim. everywhere is my home and I should be comfy no matter where I go. why are babies prioritized over me?? the people who are going to continue society for me when Im too old are sometimes inconvenient nooo

[puny. @gnarlynatalia]

@spelunky_

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ @need_da_cash]

you are funny like peter
beautiful like lois
genius like stewie
eloquent like brian
strong like joe
and insightful like cleveland

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

poly people

[ChubberDunkus @Chuberdunkus2]

When the police officer’s gun is not fully secured in the holster

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

I read this book to my son a lot and have to “look away” and choke back tears every time because it’s too real

[puny. @gnarlynatalia]

@vanillacokezero ok i am LITERALLY obsessed!!!!!!

[༺🪷༻ @rfd_72]

bored as hell at my wedding rn

[puny. @gnarlynatalia]

having to be intubated during childbirth and dealing with a newborn the past three weeks has really put into perspective how stupid all the discourse is on twitter 🥴🥴🥴

[Wistof @wistofu]

I’ve seen the original one here on Twitter, but this one sent me 💀

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Don’t touch the cast iron, I’ll wash it

[best of al pacino @bestofpacino]

Al Pacino in Heat (1995)

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

men’s hear me out: the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen with a giant rack who’s over 35 and has curly hair

women’s hear me out:

[puny. @gnarlynatalia]

i am literally in tears laughing at this for some reason