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[G ² @gnastysquared]

There’s only 3 things guaranteed in life

-Death

-Taxes

-Me responding to everyone’s Snapchat stories like they were personally sent me to me when I have been drinking

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

LET’S FOOTBALL

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FREE FOOTBALL" 😭

(via @nflnetwork)

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become

[G ² @gnastysquared]

Ideally

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

NFL could decide on potential Bills-Chiefs neutral site this week. Where do you want the game to happen? My top three choices: Lambeau Field, Heinz Field, Soldier Field. https://t.co/hUSH4C6YWP

[Ryan Atkinson @ryandatkinson]

The two wildest non-CFP bowl games both gonna be won by coaches who played at Pitt State.
Go Gorillas

[G ² @gnastysquared]

#NewProfilePic #spoony szn

[G ² @gnastysquared]

While I did appreciate the cashier at Casey’s telling me to have a good day, sweetheart it’s 5:30 am on a Monday, I am already sweaty and purchasing breakfast from this establishment this day is already ruined

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Sundays aren't about excuses, explanations or regrets. Just gambling on the NFL.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Monday Night Football was literally created to give sport bettors one more chance to get their money back before settle up day (probably). Don't waste the opportunity you've been given.

[G ² @gnastysquared]

Joey chestnut flu game 🔥

[G ² @gnastysquared]

Sneezing while driving feels like it should be illegal

[Bryce Mitchell @ThugnastyMMA]

Hobby lobby or Abu Dobbi it don’t matter give me a Top 5 guy

[G ² @gnastysquared]

It already exists it’s called ultimate frisbee

[G ² @gnastysquared]

March madness because “I’m financially ruined and mentally unstable” doesn’t have the same ring

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Fast and Furious: Hasbulla Drift @calebpressley

[G ² @gnastysquared]

Sharing a bank account with a female has got to be such a liability. No wallet, just vibes and a loose bank card in their pocket

[G ² @gnastysquared]

Roosters are such a wild concept, no coffee in the morning just immediate violent screaming, Felt that

[G ² @gnastysquared]

The average American anus after eating Taco Bell’s wings

[G ² @gnastysquared]

About to see a big boom in child birth 9 months after these hit the market

[Jordan Valinsky @jordan327]

CNN exclusive: Simply Lemonade is becoming a boozy beverage
https://t.co/0mJNtv8LU6