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Alaska - 🏳️‍🌈 - My dog is more popular than me

[Nat @gnattatat]

Y’all- people are yelling at the Anchorage Assembly Meeting because it’s going as scheduled? Folks need to chill- did you think they only have 1 agenda item per meeting?

[Nat @gnattatat]

@JeffBezos hey Jeff, would you mind paying my home mortgage? That would be great. Thanks

[Nat @gnattatat]

@anneknows3 @AuroraNotify South anchorage. Barely visible green band at the moment likely not visible midtown. NE has an okay view right now

[Howie Mandel @howiemandel]

You’re right, @SofiaVergara, I loved this #AGT https://t.co/BQbAhf5evP

[America’s Got Talent @AGT]

If you know how to escape a sneak gorilla attack, please DM @HaydenKristal. Thanks! #AGT https://t.co/6LzQkFTfVf

[olivia ebertz @oliviaebertz]

The fire is now within 5 miles of St. Mary’s and all remaining residents are being asked to pack their belongings.

[Nat @gnattatat]

Met a new group of folks today and what did I wow them with? My knowledge and observations of animal feces. I sh1t you not.

[ABU @tacobucket]

bruh my key really broke off inside a door of my car. in the middle-of-nowhere-Trapper Creek. where there’s 5mi of dirt road and a bridge with a 3ton limit. over Memorial Day weekend. guess it’s time to burn the car and start over.

[Nat @gnattatat]

@Aaaauuuggghhh

[Nat @gnattatat]

@Aaaauuuggghhh That boy can’t pay you enough for that bull shit

[My real name @Awmyrealnameis1]

@hannahjonescool I've been the dude in this situation. It's the thought that counts! But also please stop

[Nat @gnattatat]

@secondhandgay Lol omg I live this

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40

I sounded an alarm.

1/8

[Nat @gnattatat]

Today a patient told me, “it’s a good think you have job security, that way you’ll never quit your day job and rely on your comedy.” I tell you what, I wasn’t ready for THIS kind of patient violence today

[Nat @gnattatat]

@Aaaauuuggghhh You say this like you’re the flaw. Sounds like you compiled persuasive evidence to the contrary

[Nat @gnattatat]

@LeviBetz Drop a link?! This is soo good