William Myers

Currently the 39th ranked competitive eater with Major League Eating.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@eatingcontest Apple, only if it's made like the picture shows and not with apple pie filling. Then pumpkin.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@eatingcontest @knottsberryfarm @EmersonLotzia @joeyjaws @NickWehry @ColemansBandG @OMGitsMIKI @BadlandsBooker @MegabyteRonnie @Jif @PeanutButterCo @Skippy Strawberry. Occasionally orange marmalade.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@eatingcontest It's actually a menu item at that stadium, and it's $250.
https://t.co/0oIje94QG7

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@oomi_178504 @eatingcontest @bagelmanialv @OMGitsMIKI @joeyjaws @NickWehry @EmersonLotzia @mikegolicjr @FoodNetwork @BadlandsBooker @rpshea @gcshea Always a solid choice, but I add capers, sliced onions and tomatoes, as traditional toppings.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@eatingcontest @bagelmanialv @OMGitsMIKI @joeyjaws @NickWehry @EmersonLotzia @mikegolicjr @FoodNetwork @BadlandsBooker @rpshea @gcshea We have a grocery store in the area that makes about 20 different bagels and over 40 different cream cheese flavors. All fresh, made in house.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@eatingcontest @AcmeOyster Living the dream.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@PPLElectric AND NO ONE IS AT THAT PHONE NUMBER UNTIL 7 AM TOMORROW!!!!!
USELESS UTILITY COMPANY!

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@PPLElectric your status text, TXT-PPL doesn't work for squat. Bet if I said PAY it would work.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@PPLElectric DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TYPE STATUS OR OUTAGE??!? NOTHING! YOU GET AN ERROR MESSAGE!!
OBVIOUSLY THIS IS AN AUTOMATED CRAP REPLY AS WELL!!

[William Myers @gnawlish]

For shame, @benandjerrys, for shame. I would have thought that your company would have been the last bastion to actually have 16 ounces in a "pint" of your ice cream. I guess your corporate overlords at Unilever thought they needed to make more money.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

Let's try this again...
Hey, @Wawa - what's wrong with this picture? Why is there a 480 calorie difference for the exact same meal, same price, if you build it yourself versus buying the prebuilt one??

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@CapitalOne Thanks for f*cking up my credit score!!

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@CapitalOne - you can go screw yourself. I use my Walmart card responsibly, work my ass off to increase my credit score, and on the one year anniversary of you taking over the Walmart accounts... Happy Birthday - WE'RE REDUCING YOUR CREDIT LIMIT BY HALF!

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@josephcerulli Shame they could never get their crap together at the one in Fogelsville. They're closed now, thankfully.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@josephcerulli Every overpaid CEO should do this at every company in the world.

[William Myers @gnawlish]

Judging from the treacherous drive home tonight, I'd say Allentown City did precisely DICK to the roads since it started snowing. The only roads that were any where near drivable were state maintained. #whatdoIpaytaxesfor

[William Myers @gnawlish]

@SophiaDevita @eatingcontest @ReneRovtar We make the butter sculptures here in Pennsylvania as well: https://t.co/rhOCwOerHp