hey, guess what, i know that it’s raining, and hailing, so i do not need you to keep showing me the radar, or constantly tell me what the weather app says about how long it will rain... ok? thanks.
Dear People Who Bite The Fork And Scrape Your Teeth On It, your food is not trying to run off of your plate or jump off your fork so there is No Need For This Shit! Signed, #Misophonia#WantToStabYou
toes in the sand, waves crashing, it’s a beautiful Sunday morning at the beach... then this cigarette smoker & his 17 loud ass family members come along & fuck it all up
i Absolutely Hate being told to do something the way i see fit & then being questioned about the way i’ve chosen to do it... #doityourselfdickhead#fuckoff
seriously, how did we go from your drunk ramblings about your brother’s wife’s illness & possible death to the mental health of your ex wife & my child? #stfualready
thanks, but i actually don’t need anyone to tell me i was tagged in a fb video & then describe it to me. they do this cool thing called a notification & i can read. #🤦🏼♀️ #🤫 #idontneedanarrator