I've fallen in love with Chilli Heeler, the mum from Bluey. She's the perfect woman and it's wrecking my marriage because my wife can't live up that ideal - the reification of womanhood
Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!”
What a mindfuck.