jack

[trevy @chillextremist]

Trojan tote spread for The Odyssey last night

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

makes you wanna click yes just to unlock the special cutscene

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[madison @madison_tayt]

in order to be a True Hater you must be a undoubtedly a Lover.
not many understand this.

[Dan Glesack @DanGlesack_]

Just pulled the infamous squad wipe in the group chat. Damn this feels good

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

you should be able to parry speed bumps if you tap the brake perfectly just before you hit it

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Doing this and putting laxatives inside “no” >>>🥺

[Эррол Хан @ErrolTostigson]

The lion accepts the receding hairline with dignity

[M @mgxmauve]

She made so many I had to shout my friends to pull up. 18 different drinks. Never kill yourself!!!!!

[mðråñ† @_ybmorant]

White people see a opp and be like "we've got company"

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

Daily affirmations:
I am not chopped
My fits are ok
Fine shyt WILL dm me
Im not bald

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Please look at this horse trying to sneak into the barn 😭

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

[court ∘˚ ₊ 𝜗𝜚 ∘˚⊹ ˳° @courterlyy]

Tonight we drink for Him .

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle