Sierra N.

“As sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails”

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

Got excited - thought I found TWO @Eagles tickets for $500 (which is already financially irresponsible)
No. $500+ A TICKET. $1,000 to watch giant wealthy men tackle each other while I eat a $14 pretzel & spend the 4th qtr wondering if bankruptcy comes with parking validation.

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

Oh hey @MLB it’s #DougEddings

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

I think we should rename #starry back to SIERRA MIST @pepsi

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@FMFCU so any update on when people can log into their accounts? We’re on day 3 now

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@chic_siren_ Those are laxatives that you stick
Up your bum. Not even kidding

[culture @notgwendalupe]

23 years ago, Jessica Simpson asked if the tuna brand 'chicken of the sea' was actually chicken

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

Honestly, I’m not mad I’m just really disappointed in you @Neutrogena

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@Wawa OKAY WAWA I SEE YOU WITH SUSHI ?!? S O L D 🔥

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@LFFStadium You sure about that? Asking for a friend. 👀

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@LFFStadium Thank Christ cuz traffic is terrible

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

#Fanexpophilly needs to do better. This year was so chaotic compared to other years I feel like staff had no idea what was going on. lack of information, lack of communication and poor planning. The crew working the photo ops seemed to be only ones who had it together.

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@CaptainofDaShip An absolute shit show.

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@elmo , blink twice if Rocco has dirt on Sesame Street

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

Well thank god they changed the name to #pcos to #PMOS because that really helps fix the issue.

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

@6abc a rainbow at the Phillies game Yesterday!

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

JUST IN:

APPLE $AAPL PICKS GOOGLE’S $GOOGL GEMINI TO RUN AI-POWERED SIRI COMING THIS YEAR - CNBC

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

“I also want Kevin Patullo flipping burgers at like the local McDonalds”

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

AJ Brown is allergic to holding a ball

[Sierra N. @gnocchi_toenter]

Last night my boyfriend’s son took a photo of me while I was emotionally spiraling during #StrangerThings5. He has since made it is phones lock screen. Kids are savage lmfao.

#StrangerThings #dufferbrothers

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

karen. fucking. wheeler.