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It is time for me to break my silence. None of the BTS members are good at saxophone.

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Between gen-z and millennial, there is a micro-generation called "wappers" (those who were 17-19 when Fetty Wap was big)

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Lesbians who love rotisserie chicken!!!! If you don't already know you're trans, I'm telling you now

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To be at brunch with the people I love most in the world and 5 hours later hunkering in a gas station bathroom from a tornado! That's the full range of human emotion babeyyyyy!

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I reiterate. Perhaps if we had called it what it is we could've processed and moved on by now

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Why are people saying there's a "recession coming"??????? What has it been the whole time???????? Call it what it is this is Recession World

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Sometimes I look at my eye floater and think, "damn, we've been through it all together."

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All love for the Pacific northwest, but why are 75% of the people I know there in a borderline cult

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Has anyone copyrighted "The Closeted Lesbian Bad Ponytail"?? Can I do that rq??

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"This is where they would have scissored if the writers weren't cowards" -me every 2 seconds while watching Wicked

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If you're butch and look anxious enough at the function, people WILL assume you're in charge (you are not)

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Fucking your landlord and having a community garden does not a commune make!!!

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Crying while jorkin it

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Considering going to sportclips....a crossroads every masc must face

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Too many bands with bad names! Email me and I will send u a name for $30!

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i think my gf's roommate's cat probably just hates me bc i got too much swag and fuck too hard. that's probably what's fucking him up.

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Okay fine!! The mortifying ordeal of being known is lit asf

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happy pride month 🏳️‍⚧️

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I don't see how this trial has been anything other than a parade of idiots!!!!!!! Also I hate Joe Biden too!!!!! Also @GovBillLee I'm on my way to your house to fight, be ready bitch!!!!!!!!

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Ants collectively have the same mass on earth as humans and that makes it a fair fight. I am however losing.