z

my life is a series of undocumented low points

[z @gnomecaster]

My fucking people

[Beto 🌲🎰 @503Ute]

SQUAD

[Mads @europemaxxed]

LEBRON OUTLASTED SKYPE

[Mortal Keegster - Hatality @ThatTallGuy02]

"What's this?"

"Your game sir."

"No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet."

"You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."

[maha @mahaaaay]

holy shit @googlemaps

[Thermostat @Kthurmz]

Likely place for them to be.

[Fetusberry 『Butt Soup』 Crunch @FetusberryJam]

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[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

POV: your insurance claim was denied by UnitedHealthcare

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

>gets hurt in a video game
>screams in agonizing pain in real life

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny

[critter @BecomingCritter]

i can’t wait til we have slurs for moon people

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[GibbsMuse @gibbsmuse]

Auntie: “Ain’t that ur 3rd plate”

Me: “Ain’t that ur 3rd husband”

[B.H. Spudd @FeloniousDingo]

Scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me