hannah

bagel enthusiast -- historian -- woody allen's self proclaimed arch nemesis -- she/her/hers

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

@POPPYSRIN the spear cuts through water by simon jimenez! game of thrones vibes but with interesting meta commentary on oral storytelling

[spookus @lukiedos]

Them: have you been watching anything good lately?

Me:

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

writing a cover letter

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

@kristen_siebs is one type of tomato product not enough smh

[wicked bitch of the east @witchy_bitchh]

massachusetts

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

going into autumn has me feeling like this hobbit with his pumpkin

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

i think we are overdue for a harpsichord revival

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

yelling “sing, my angel of music” to the frog loudly croaking outside my window

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours.

Me:

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

@samreich rookie mistake: when you start moving your rook diagonally

[sam y’all @samiamrosenberg]

Chiquitita literally tell me what tf is wrong

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

@softboisarah is he a carnivore?????

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

@disasterwitchh slay!!

[adelle k. @ ANYC E-27 @klimtsonian]

I don't want to work in an office I want to have a mysterious and wealthy patron who lets me occupy a wing of their manor in exchange for producing 2-3 paintings a year and attending extravagant social gatherings as a curiosity

[trash jones @jzux]

there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts

[Icona @iconawrites]

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe some intimate things should be reserved for marriage. A man should wait until his wedding night to untie the green ribbon around his wife’s neck and let her head tumble to the ground.

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

@RionaDaidouji apparently being confused is part of the experience

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

@kristen_siebs Today is his birthday

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

can't wait to meet you! i'll be the one swinging a lantern to and fro asking who goes there

[hannah @gnomewitchh]

pov: you're reading harrow the ninth