This damn cricket has been terrorizing me for 5 days(nights). I haven’t had a good day since the doordash guy ate my fortune cookie “they forgot to throw the cookie in the bag” bro you have crumbs on your shirt. I’m living that one regular show episode.
Got hit with “the usual?” at the bakery today. This is how it starts in a month I’ll be Boston cream guy and I’ll have to stop going there. I don’t even go every day it’s a twice a month thing. I’m on yelp rn giving them 3 stars for making me feel uncomfortable (no I’m not)
There’s a guy out there with my water filter and the replacement amazon sent. Come on dude you don't even fuck with Brita like that (damn ngl he probably does fw Brita). 2 water filters? being a thief is one thing but you're also greedy yeah enjoy super hell bud.