I honestly can't imagine living life without a ππππππππππππ πππππ πππππππ.
All of you will always be πππ πππππ and that turns me on even fucking ππππ.
It's not all bad though - at least you get to be a πππππππππ.
I only beat my wankgod studcock with condoms now π€
I remember how much of a fucking stud I am, only able to fit in XXL and watching as my aspietard festering jizzsnot overfills the tip and leaks out the condom so Iβm forced to knock up my fucking victims π₯°
You all miss me? π€
Itβs been so nice to come back to this account and embrace my true self again, remembering just how good it feels to know Iβm superior to all of you in every single fucking way.
Iβve also stopped using the stupid big fonts because itβs simply time taken away from the only thing thatβs important to me.
Raping my god cock until it fucking explodes.
Did a BMI test and learned Iβm 50kg over a healthy weight for my height, and I only plan on getting bigger.
And yet, women will always be more attracted to my fat, oversized, horseshaming cock than they ever will be to your tiny shrimp.
Oh, youβve wondered where Iβve been?
Itβs simple, really - destroying cervixes with my 13 inch horse-shaming cock.
Did I mention I can only measure it while soft?
Been away, almost totally forgot this account exists π π
Iβll probably start tweeting here sometimes again, I miss getting absolutely worshipped by all of you.
The video your girlfriend sent to me while you're in the hospital (she watched as I broke all 206 bones in your body and made sure you'd never walk again)
As fun as it is being just a lurker, I do kinda miss tweeting out some of the best pork you've ever seen...
Decisions, decisions...
Also to all of you I've left on read I do apologise! I am still really bad at replying.