The Biggest of Fuzzes™

Laborer, creative, winter-sports enthusiast, environmental slacktivist, aging punk, lvl 10 troll, jack of many trades, Jim once called me a ''pro-union moron''.

[The Biggest of Fuzzes™ @go4bigfuzz]

@greg_doucette 10/10 reference, Greg. 10/10

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And to be clear, this isn't directed at @KelseyObGyn, it's directed at the other clown.

I have a feeling Kelsey wouldn't have a problem getting a blue check mark.

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Honestly... @Twitter/@TwitterSafety either needs to verify, and require a doctoral suffix, or suspend every account that uses "Dr." in their name...

Don't @ me.

[Kelsey @KelseyObGyn]

Sir if you are spreading chlamydia at a restaurant we have bigger problems.

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What kind of energy does it take to like your own [thought they were, but really weren't] "GOT EEM!" tweets?

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"It's their/your choice to work there" is hyper-indicative of a person who hasn't had to look for a job in 15+ years (and probably actually believes the stock market is "the economy").

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@slapsh0tSc0tt @callmeShaxn "Virgin Sk8er Boi"

WOW.

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@coffeeandvinyl1 Walking through my in-law's house and seeing their 2000's family portraits. My gourd. 😗👌

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Conservatives are absolutely obsessed with people being fat or not. Not obesity. Not for any actual medical reasons. Strictly as a body image/body type thing. It's more than a little weird.

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@PizzaMeeple Power move, really.

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@_gemini_feed The mute feature is 😗👌

Gotta wonder how many people have used it on me tho.

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@CreepStreeps YEP. I have tickets to three shows (have had one of them since 2019, and it's postponed until 2020) and a wrestling event and am fully expecting them to be cancelled.

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@SecretoftheDeep @uarewrongalways @SullyBobbi @DLisshus @greg_doucette I'd touch your butt 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@uarewrongalways @DLisshus @SecretoftheDeep @greg_doucette I mean... Yes. I am. lol

Which is why I can empathize with people who struggle with weight management. I understand it.

I'm not on Twitter openly railing against a vaccine... Which I wouldn't do.

So, as I said down thread: I can't empathize with something I can't understand.

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@uarewrongalways @DLisshus @SecretoftheDeep @greg_doucette That's not what I asked, though.

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@girldrawsghosts I was at the barber last week and we were talking about how MySpace was the best thing to happent to bands. I miss that shit.

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@uarewrongalways @DLisshus @SecretoftheDeep @greg_doucette Is this supposed to be some kind of gotcha?

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@JHouse57806646 @20pcLP You have eight digits in your handle and expect us to trust you.

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Omg it's a Pete Davidson reply bot 😂

I love Twitter.

[bob @bob20316807]

@go4bigfuzz It’s called being jealous. Get over it.

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Am I the only one on the planet who's annoyed by Pete Davidson?

I can't really explain it, I just...