𓃵 WAR BLEATS

✨hot goat shit✨ (sfw. character belongs to nix hydra. not all quotes are canon.)

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I don't like cold, but I know how to cope with it.

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Turning down my generosity, pssh. It's a dog eat dog world, you know.

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I have ears, you know. Even when I was.. (goat horns gesture)

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Of course I've got red flags, red is my favourite colour and I look damn hot in it!

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Hey Alexa, play Phantom of the WAPera

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Awwn, lighten up. What's life without danger?

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I live on the wild side, I laugh in the face of danger! Bahaha!

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What can I say, I'm a rowdy, spicy, angry boy. The best you'll ever meet.

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🅱️ARK

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You like my ball?

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Huh?? Wazzat? Turn off the sun!

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Tuck in your arms and hands. Keeps your fingers from freezing.

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I don't like cold, but I know how to cope with it.

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I'm a bad influence but damn am I fun.

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Let me tell you, death wasn't fun the first time. Wouldn't recommend it.

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I don't get it why the people refuse to call me Goat Daddy.

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Awesome. Wow.

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I always thought being nice was for suckers, y'know?

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I can't be the sort of guy, who just lets myself go after a party!

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Oh f-