Abbi Thorne

i’m kind of a mess

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me what a deductible is

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

unfortunately, i don't need to be drunk to send crazy text messages

[kenni @kkennnedi]

going to war. (cleaning out my closet)

[jynx @jynxbby]

“you’re always sleeping”

god forbid a girl wants to be unconscious

[redacted @aquariusdays]

don’t care + didn’t ask + i just ate sooo much cheese

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Should I take a nap or spend $130

[comet @cometzv]

Damn they need to bring this back cause now I got my own money

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Do you ever find yourself in situations at work where you think I am not old enough to be involved in these kinds of problems I am just a 26 year old teenage girl

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[jynx @jynxbby]

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

[Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious]

I need an IV of cheese

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

"What do you do for a living?" Suffer

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying