Millennium Falcon

I'm a fuckin warrior. #JTT

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

I'm the best goalie in the fuckin state. #JTT #GloveSaves #RailinBabes

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

@mhirsch20 should of went 7-0 but no one sauced me the fuckin rock

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

Those Stars could of used some Millennium between the pipes. Fuckin hosers. #GloveSaves #BanginBabes

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

@MareBear727 sorry about that, I know, I'm a total poon slayer

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

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[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

Just received my 27th offer from UMD, offered me a full ride, I turned it down because they don't have enough babes

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

ask me some questions ladies | http://t.co/HyW63Ogl2W

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

@mhirsch20 some other pussy must of said that, I'm the millennium falcon, of course I'm strong enough

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

@CalebTheBeast5 is the biggest puss since Sidney Crosby

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

All these puck sluts thinkin' I'm their baby daddy.. Nice try. I wear two Jimmy's when I screw chicks. #TheFalcon

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

Coach Vigneault should of had Lundqvist ride the pine and put me in. #GloveSavesBangBabes

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

Project $wank reminds me of the pussy shit 8th grade East meets West party.

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

@b_crep oh, well I'm pretty sure you know that I don't have one from past experiences

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

@b_crep why did you just send me a selfie? #chirped

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

Move over Karlsson. I'm going to take your spot just like I took your chick

[Millennium Falcon @goalie_stud1]

All I do is make saves, and bang babes. #TheFalcon