Mister Penis

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[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

Does the gang still slide on its opps even if there's inclement weather, such as a tornado warning or perhaps a monsoon?

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

Don’t even know what this guys name/significance is yet but I’ve already begun basing my entire personality off of him

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

@buddy_ferrara69 He’s also sick at airing it out 55 yards perfectly into DJ Moore’s hands in the end zone

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

Sure, I’ll stay in tonight

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

@buddy_ferrara69 Facts

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

@KaticMichael u would love this place. Kid Rock’s in Nashville

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

I’m going to gauge my eyes out with a rusty spoon

[Cindy K @MAGAMAHACindy]

Let’s hope so!!

Woke Is Dead
(To the tune of Baby, It’s Cold Outside)
Voice 1: I really must say, woke’s gone away.
Voice 2: Oh, darling, it’s dead, no doubt.
Voice 1: The lectures, the rules, they’re no longer cool.
Voice 2: The culture’s just burned right out.
Voice 1: They tried to control with a virtuous scold.
Voice 2: But folks said, “Enough’s enough!”
Voice 1: No more of that noise, we’re free to enjoy.
Voice 2: Woke’s dead, and we’re feeling tough!
Voice 1: The tweets used to shame, oh, what a game.
Voice 2: But now they just fall so flat.
Voice 1: We’re laughing again, no need to pretend.
Voice 2: Woke’s gone, and we’re done with that!

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

@LieutenantLuck Agreed

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

@WhiteNoise35470 @RiggsBarstool Don’t bring III into this. He’s busy looking after IV

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

Imagine a reality in which LeBron never told a lie

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

@WhiteNoise35470 @porkybill62 Talk about a guy who didn’t crush I-Core…

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

Now this is epic 😂😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

AGI has arrived 😂 @gork

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

Had to get treated for a hernia because I couldn’t stop violently laughing while thinking about this happening…

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

ZIP Code 69420 is not currently assigned to any geography in the United States.

Elon Musk has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

“Yeah I’ll take Guinness. What? Yeah, card”

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

They should open a bar that has live music but only plays songs that I know all the words to

[Mister Penis @goated_chiller]

OneRepublic’s 2009-2013 run needs to be studied